For my list, I’m talking about the five female characters I spent the most time thinking about in 2023! Probably. This list isn’t, like, objective or anything. Oshi no Ko and Steel Ball Run spoilers below the cut.

5: Ayako, Diabolik Lovers AU (one of my OCs)
Okay she counts. She counts even though she's one of my children. She's a mentally and chronically ill Disaster Bitch who makes terrible decisions and stans Kou Mukami. She tried to murder one of her best friends for hooking up with Kou except she's too bad at murder to actually do anything so she just gets sent to the Shadow Realm. Her boyfriend negatively compares her to his gacha waifus. I utterly adore writing about her making terrible decisions and then spending hours justifying them to herself and making everything worse for everyone.

4: Ruan Mei, Honkai Star Rail
Okay, I was looking at Ruan Mei like "oh she's an Elegant Traditional Chinese Beauty" and not really caring, and then I played through her character quest, in which she tries to grow an alien demigod in her friend's basement without informing said friend, fucks up, and mind-controls the protagonist into fixing her fuckup and also not telling anyone about it, and then I played through the event, where she ignores the mewling of her adorable kitten science-children because she has Work to do and she cares not for you. Who has time for being a science parent when she's researching the best means to ascend to godhood?
She's great. I support women's wrongs. Everyone who complained about her not being a protag-kun dickrider are weak pathetic bitches who will not survive the winter. Let her vivisect someone.
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5: Ayako, Diabolik Lovers AU (one of my OCs)
Okay she counts. She counts even though she's one of my children. She's a mentally and chronically ill Disaster Bitch who makes terrible decisions and stans Kou Mukami. She tried to murder one of her best friends for hooking up with Kou except she's too bad at murder to actually do anything so she just gets sent to the Shadow Realm. Her boyfriend negatively compares her to his gacha waifus. I utterly adore writing about her making terrible decisions and then spending hours justifying them to herself and making everything worse for everyone.

4: Ruan Mei, Honkai Star Rail
Okay, I was looking at Ruan Mei like "oh she's an Elegant Traditional Chinese Beauty" and not really caring, and then I played through her character quest, in which she tries to grow an alien demigod in her friend's basement without informing said friend, fucks up, and mind-controls the protagonist into fixing her fuckup and also not telling anyone about it, and then I played through the event, where she ignores the mewling of her adorable kitten science-children because she has Work to do and she cares not for you. Who has time for being a science parent when she's researching the best means to ascend to godhood?
She's great. I support women's wrongs. Everyone who complained about her not being a protag-kun dickrider are weak pathetic bitches who will not survive the winter. Let her vivisect someone.
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