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Jan. 30th, 2025 07:54 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
stardust_riflelast night i dreamed that
1: i was attending a 2.5D stage adaptation of JJBA that was honestly more like a musical revue than anything that followed a plot, also madoka and homura were there, as well as a bunch of persian cats (the latter as audience members) do not remember most of the details but 1: melone wrote some form of extremely pornographic fiction and 2: there was a boy band involved by the name of “will zeppeli and the boyz” [sic] that was made up of josuke 4, caesar, young joseph, bruno, and ff. woke up extremely depressed that this wasn’t real but i should have known because the theater lobby had a fucked-up elevator and all my dreams have fucked up elevators
2: i was playing a fnaf fangame that started the cast of duffy and friends. duffy and shelia mae were the bonnie and chica equivalent, with each one taking a different long path through the office building the game was set in. ‘olu had a puppet-esque mechanic where the water in his tank would slowly drain and once it was empty he would get out and kill you. linabell's mechanic revolved around a “baseball” minigame where she would spend a certain amount of time running around the diamond before going to attack you, stopping at every base, but you could lengthen this time by taking control of a ball machine via the cameras and shooting a single ball for her to hit when she’s stopped at the base. after she hit the ball, she would run to go collect the ball and then her kill timer would start all over again, but- there’s a catch. while waiting at each base, linabell would cycle through three possible hit trajectories- hitting the ball to the left of her, hitting it straight in front of her, or hitting it to the right of her, and the direction she hit it in would determine how long it took her to retrieve the ball. stella lou and gelatoni were just more aggressive and less predictable than the bears, and cookie ann just wasn’t there. the game took place in an office park, with an absolutely MASSIVE map and the ability to both close AND lock doors throughout the building, with some animatronics being able to either open closed doors, or break though locked doors, with the number growing until by the time of the 7th night everyone could either do one or the other and some could do both. also there were sister-location esque between nights home cutscenes with limited interactivity and the way you unlocked the 7th night max mode was by choosing to open the bottom drawer of the fridge during the after-night-6 one, where you’d see a message in your ice cream from the phone guy equivalent (who was an ai) telling you to come back for one more night to help destroy the cast once and for all.
1: i was attending a 2.5D stage adaptation of JJBA that was honestly more like a musical revue than anything that followed a plot, also madoka and homura were there, as well as a bunch of persian cats (the latter as audience members) do not remember most of the details but 1: melone wrote some form of extremely pornographic fiction and 2: there was a boy band involved by the name of “will zeppeli and the boyz” [sic] that was made up of josuke 4, caesar, young joseph, bruno, and ff. woke up extremely depressed that this wasn’t real but i should have known because the theater lobby had a fucked-up elevator and all my dreams have fucked up elevators
2: i was playing a fnaf fangame that started the cast of duffy and friends. duffy and shelia mae were the bonnie and chica equivalent, with each one taking a different long path through the office building the game was set in. ‘olu had a puppet-esque mechanic where the water in his tank would slowly drain and once it was empty he would get out and kill you. linabell's mechanic revolved around a “baseball” minigame where she would spend a certain amount of time running around the diamond before going to attack you, stopping at every base, but you could lengthen this time by taking control of a ball machine via the cameras and shooting a single ball for her to hit when she’s stopped at the base. after she hit the ball, she would run to go collect the ball and then her kill timer would start all over again, but- there’s a catch. while waiting at each base, linabell would cycle through three possible hit trajectories- hitting the ball to the left of her, hitting it straight in front of her, or hitting it to the right of her, and the direction she hit it in would determine how long it took her to retrieve the ball. stella lou and gelatoni were just more aggressive and less predictable than the bears, and cookie ann just wasn’t there. the game took place in an office park, with an absolutely MASSIVE map and the ability to both close AND lock doors throughout the building, with some animatronics being able to either open closed doors, or break though locked doors, with the number growing until by the time of the 7th night everyone could either do one or the other and some could do both. also there were sister-location esque between nights home cutscenes with limited interactivity and the way you unlocked the 7th night max mode was by choosing to open the bottom drawer of the fridge during the after-night-6 one, where you’d see a message in your ice cream from the phone guy equivalent (who was an ai) telling you to come back for one more night to help destroy the cast once and for all.
