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It's Not A Kink, It's A Coping Mechanism, a song by me (feat. Panic! At The Disco)

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make male driders sexy you cowards

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How long until anti-fujo types start saying that writing mlm as being sexual in any way is inherently homophobic?

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In those hybrid AUs where hybrids are basically pets, I wonder if PetTubers exist?

Like, do those "ALL MY HYBRIDS (30+ EXOTIC BREEDS) type videos exist?

*obnoxious pettuber voice* "Hi guys!! This is my most requested video!! *camera pans to an overcrowded apartment room with five hybrids sharing it, one of them is a bird hybrid with clipped wings, all of them are underfed and staring at the walls*"

Does TND exist and is she still awful?

(the concept that anyone would allow a species of creatures which look very very humanoid, are about as intelligent as actual humans, and can communicate just as well as humans can to be pets with no legal rights is very sketchy, but hey, Necessary Weasel)

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It's nice that now people have recognized that rather than being mortal enemies, vampires and werewolves should date.

But I have another proposal for those of you who prefer your vampires living in high castles, practicing dark magic, and ruling the local populace:

Vampires and liches.

Think about it. Nice contrast in decadent court dandy who falls in lust with every new pretty mortal who comes to their doorstep with the skeletal nerd who spends all their time researching MAGIC.

Think of the group diabolical planning sessions!!

Think of the rivalries, the friends-separated-by-different-paths who meet again, both immortal undead, united by their shared experiences!!

THINK OF THE DECADENT BLOOD ORGIES THAT THE VAMP TRIES TO GET THE LICH TO PARTICIPATE IN, BUT LICH'S LIKE "Nope, haven't I told you I don't do this kind of thing?" and then Vamp is like "But we never do anything together!!! :("

Jesus Christ, I must write this!

NOPE! Too many WIPS to even think about...

But perhaps...