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me: ah yes, mayoi, my beautiful delicate angelic princesswife, who i love more than life itself, so beautiful and so wonderful, i just want to lock him away so nothing bad can ever happen to him and only i may gaze upon his beautiful visage

me: *proceeds to write fanfiction in which he suffers from delusional parasitosis*

have you seen arashi stans? successfully managed to convince me she was boring for almost a year.

every day i get on my knees and thank god/akira for making shu such an obnoxious abusive prick (AFFECTIONATE) so that the Worst Part Of The Enstars Fandom didn’t immediately start stanning him for being a dysphoric/dysmorphic probably autistic plural and making me hate the character by proxy.