need an easier way to mhyk-pill people than linking them to the Spreadsheet of Doom

I am not a praying man, but at this point I'm honestly considering some sort of blood sacrifice to insure that the Mahoyaku anime is actually good.

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Every time I try to get into a new joseimuke thing and look at this one's Designated Twins my brain immediately launches into an edited version of Beatrice the Golden Witch's tsundere rant.

("The problem with writing a [set of bishie twins with a complex relationship in a joseimuke] is that they will inevitably be compared to every other [set of bishie twins (etc.)] in existence. Are they as [adorably codependent] as [Hinata and Yuta Aoi]? Are they as [realistically, heartbreakingly abusive] as [Kanata and Haruka Nijo]? Are they as [over-the-top insane Category 5 Toxic Yaoi Event] as [Snow and White]? Are they as [profoundly M Fetish Bait] as [Jack Mouton and Robin Laffite]?

No, probably not.)