my tastes are as predictable as death and taxes

Me: So, I’ve started watching Kowloon Generic Romance-

The Voices In My Head: So, let me guess, your favorite character is the intersex genderqueer with full body tattoos and a snake’s tongue who wants to get revenge on his rich father and whose sexual practices can be summed up in this Tumblr post?

Me: Aww, how’d you know?