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My Hypothetical Audience: Okay, so the reason that canonically all of the robot boys are below five feet tall is because of conservation of the material needed to create the robot boys and not for any reason, and the reason that the Asset and all his clone bodies are 4'10 is that the cockpit of the Mark II Kaguya is an incredibly tight fit.

You did not do this for any reason other than that, right?

Me, Sweating Profusely: Yeeeeeesss?

I did the ship meme for two of my OC-pairings.

I apologise for the bad MS-Paint coloring.

Memes below the cut!

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i just have this really vivid image of yui sitting on her bed with anzu like at her feet or something and yui's just chilling and listening to moi di moix and she's got a bowl of like...animal crackers or something and she's not really paying attention so she just offhandedly throws one and then

anzu just jumps up and fucking grabs the animal cracker in her mouth

It's so funny when I look at my Kohaku board on Pinterest because it's mostly cute foxes doing cute fox things, vaguely-artsy traditional Japanese photos that have yellow filters over them, and then, and I always forget that I pinned this when I go to look at it, I see a BE GAY DO CRIME graffiti and I totally lose my shit.

Here's some headcanons about the gang (are they headcanons if it's your OCs?) reacting to Kazuki's trashy yuri LN drafts.

> Ren: Thinks they're the greatest thing since sliced bread because Kazuki wrote them.

> Kohaku: Thinks they're good in a "so bad it's good" way, but pretends to like them unironically. Is upset at the lack of sex scenes.

> Miya: Originally hated them, because they were too fluffy for his tastes, but pretends to like them so as not to hurt his boyfriend's feelings.

> Tomokazu: Tomokazu is the exact same stripe of otaku as his boyfriend, so of course he likes them. However, he ships the new transfer student with her perky best friend as opposed to the cool-beauty class rep. They had hour-long text-message arguments over this.

> Gentaro: 1/5, not enough dismemberment. The subtleties of yuri are unfortunately lost on oni hanyou.

> Anzu: Bursts out into laughter multiple times while reading. Quite pointedly asks Kazuki if that's what he thinks that she and Yui do in their spare time.

> Yui: Pretends not to like them (she has an Image to maintain) but secretly rereads the whole story again that night.

> Hana: Spends the entire meeting in silence, then when asked for her opinion, gives a fairly in-depth critique of the plot structure, characterization, and some grammar issues. Everyone waits in silence, before Kazuki thanks her for her critique and asks her to repeat it, while he takes some notes.

I've been sublimating Politics Anxiety into writing stuff for the Trashy Gay Harem anime, and I just invented a character who only exists to justify a very stupid pun.

She's a メガネコ, or a megane-neko.

I promised myself that I wasn't going to share the profiles for some of my new babies before I'd finished all the major ones, but I just used the Charat.me full-body male maker to make Yasuo and...it just turned out so good. I have to share my baby with you.