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Me: Oh, that's an interesting looking texture.

Lizard Brain: I know! Don't you want to touch it?

Me: What?

Lizard Brain: TOUCHTHEWALLTOUCHTHEWALLTOUCHTHEWALL

Me: What the hell, why not?

*touches thing*

Me: Oh my god holy shit

Lizard Brain: Touch it againandagainandagainandagainandagainandagainandagain

Me: I think I might be here a while.