some vento aureo headcanons inspired by my rewatch (the one below the cut mentions rape)

Narancia absolutely went to his death believing that Giorno and Mista were fucking on that Venice street. Everyone else immediately tried to wipe that scene from their heads the instant they saw it and mostly succeeded.

When Tiziano was poking Squalo's boobs, it was because murder gets the both of them hot. If they'd won that day, they'd have run off to fuck in an alleyway somewhere.

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When Mista was going "oh and we'll betray the Boss and be installed as the big kahunas of the mafia" when he was about to get on the boat, he was absolutely mentally going "i'll be the boss and Giorno will be my trophy wife." He will never admit it to anyone, especially not after he becomes Giorno's bodyguard/boy toy.