note: i have no idea how this works on allistic people. all of my friends are autistic.

I think I might have learned social skills, by which I mean I took inventory of what I like when people do to me in social interactions and started doing it to my friends, and now I have acquired Glorious Power and a friendship harem full of people who adore me because I am amazing and a brilliant genius who knows how to make people fall in platonic love with them because I have hacked their brains with my facial expressions and tone of voice.