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I think I might have learned social skills, by which I mean I took inventory of what I like when people do to me in social interactions and started doing it to my friends, and now I have acquired Glorious Power and a friendship harem full of people who adore me because I am amazing and a brilliant genius who knows how to make people fall in platonic love with them because I have hacked their brains with my facial expressions and tone of voice.