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It's hard, when your sou-uke character is a jacked stoic 6'2 goth. It's hard, and no one understands.
(I walk into the secondhand doujin store. I find the VA section. I notice that it's separated by who the bottom is. "Great!" I think. "I'll be able to easily find the stuff I'm looking for! This store is so well-organized!"
I look through the shelves. Giorno uke. Bucciarati uke. Mista uke. Narancia uke. Fugo uke. Risotto Nero uke. Prosciutto uke. Ghiaccio uke. Melone uke.
That can't be right. That can't. I look again. Giorno uke, Bucciarati uke. Mista uke-
After my third look-through of the sections, the realization slowly dawns on me. There is no Abbacchio uke section. I want to fall to my knees and scream to the heavens. I settle instead for finding a quiet corner and thunking my head against the wall for a solid minute.
I walk a lonely road. The only one I've ever known.)
(I walk into the secondhand doujin store. I find the VA section. I notice that it's separated by who the bottom is. "Great!" I think. "I'll be able to easily find the stuff I'm looking for! This store is so well-organized!"
I look through the shelves. Giorno uke. Bucciarati uke. Mista uke. Narancia uke. Fugo uke. Risotto Nero uke. Prosciutto uke. Ghiaccio uke. Melone uke.
That can't be right. That can't. I look again. Giorno uke, Bucciarati uke. Mista uke-
After my third look-through of the sections, the realization slowly dawns on me. There is no Abbacchio uke section. I want to fall to my knees and scream to the heavens. I settle instead for finding a quiet corner and thunking my head against the wall for a solid minute.
I walk a lonely road. The only one I've ever known.)
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Date: 2025-07-05 02:36 am (UTC)is it always this hard finding bottom abbachio stuff? imagining bottom abba isn't exactly difficult in my head D:
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Date: 2025-07-05 06:07 am (UTC)