when the sun swallows the earth there will be a slime mold at the north pole crying about ntr

[stardust_rifle]

People whining about NTR in the comments sections of scanlation aggregators are always a headache, but it wraps back around to being funny when they're doing it in the comments section of a manga about polyamory. Immovable object ass motherfuckers.

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[feotakahari]

I’m reminded of this guy who posted about how he had a “stallion” mentality and didn’t want the women he had sex with to have sex with anyone else. The whole conversation derailed when it turned out his “wife” was an IRL horse. “His wife? A horse” was a meme for a while.

[stardust_rifle]

Okay, now I need to know if he fucked the horse or not.

[feotakahari]

He was convinced he successfully impregnated her, so yes. https://web.archive.org/web/20121127143217/http:/wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse.

[captaincassidy]

NOOOO that link doesn’t lead to anything… please tell me that’s archived somewhere else? I need to read that wank so bad.

[feotakahari]

https://www.wired.com/2007/01/poly-furries-in/ If you can get past the paywall.

Couldn’t get to it through archive.org.

[captaincassidy]

Weird, there’s no paywall for me at all!

It’s terribly short and surface-level, but what an incredible piece of internet wank.

[captaincassidy]

I gotta admit, that title gave me a damn good chuckle.

That slime mould (and by extension the commenters, who may or may not be a similar entity themselves) need to stuff it.

[unholyghost]

the subject line lmaooo it's so real, though. whenever I read NTR or any kind of media featuring cheating it's like please, this isn't an airport, you don't have to announce yourself. that aside, I'm curious about the manga being commented on. what's the title?

[stardust_rifle]

It's We Started A Threesome or something along those lines. Focuses around a M/F/M triad, good sex scenes and art but mediocre everything else. Written by the Futari Ecchi guy.

[unholyghost]

ooooh thanks!

I wish I had a hot wife who cheats on me

[phantasmalpoison]

Ahhh, interesting to know what this post was about! Overall, I liked that manga, although partly I get happy just to see polyamory. And it doesn't end M/M/F :) :) :)

I'm used to seeing these comments on reviews of NTR VNs with NTR in the title, truly inescapable. You know, My Hot Wife Cheats On Me and Enjoys it Because the Other Guy is Better At Sex Than Me: An NTR Story about NTR. Review: the wife was hot, but I hate that it's NTR. Not recommended.

Re: I wish I had a hot wife who cheats on me

[stardust_rifle]

Those are always so hilarious. I always wonder in those cases if it's just a profound lack of reading comprehension, or if there's some kind of repressed fetish scenario.